if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
“they called me cute”
I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.
i think about this almost everyday.
|girl:||gets hit in the face by father for losing handbag|
|sharkeisha:||assaults another girl for little to no reason by punching her and kicking her|
|somebody on the internet:||my phone is so gay lol|
|tumblr:||thats so MEAN and WRONG!! why do u have to be such a bully oh my god?? omg wtf go to hell u homophobic cunt ugh people disgust me|
This is what it means to age gracefully…
God save the queen
isnt this the guy who stole the traffic light, who had that giant cup of milk, and the one who found the parasol
maybe…..i don’t remember…….