THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

(Source: 314eater, via i-am-the-last-timelord)

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

(via i-am-the-last-timelord)

doctorwho:

“Is that supposed to be Heathrow?”

The Crimson Horror, The Visitation

(Source: timelordsandladies, via tennantbutt)

Whoever keeps submitting Beeki Vendi videos to me,

can u not.

postulation:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

i suspect not too many people refer to their baby as ‘it.’

(via blogger-life)